You know you’re at a classy event when they’ve got one of those chocolate fountains. Well this spinoff is exponentially less classy . . . but it’s WAY more badass.
Hidden Valley just started selling a RANCH DRESSING FOUNTAIN.
It can hold two pounds of ranch dressing and they say it’s, quote, “the ultimate dip dispensing party companion.”
If you want one, they cost $100 . . . but that includes 12 large bottles of ranch dressing.