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March 22, 2019

If You Could Remake Santa, Would You Want Him to be Tattooed? A Hipster? A Woman?

For our entire lives, Santa has been an old white man with a big white beard.  But in this WOKE era, is it time for an update?

A new survey asked people what changes they’d want to make to modernize Santa.  And here are some of the top answers . . .

1.  Make Santa gender neutral, 17%.

2.  Have him travel in a flying car instead of a sleigh, 15%.

3.  Give him a hoverboard, 11%.

4.  Make Santa female, 11%.

5.  Make him slimmer, 8%.

6.  Give him tattoos, 8%.

7.  Have him drink beer, not milk, 7%.

8.  Give him dreadlocks, 5%.

9.  Shave his beard, 4%.

10.  Make him a hipster, 4%.

About The Author

Andy has worked in broadcasting around Western North Carolina over the last 17 years. He serves as the Operations Manager and Program Director for WRGC and WBHN. “I’ve been with the crew here at Five Forty Broadcasting since the idea of bringing the station back to Jackson County at 540-AM. I feel a personal connection with community radio and the area”. In the past, Andy has worked with iHeart Media and Sky Country Broadcasting. He resides in Haywood County.

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