I guess this guy’s victims are all lucky they didn’t have to find a way to get hollandaise sauce off their cars.
The police in Bismarck, North Dakota just caught a guy who egged more than 20 cars and a school last month. And the name of the guy behind the eggings was . . . Benedict.
Man, if he didn’t hear “Eggs Benedict” jokes growing up, he just sealed that nickname for the rest of his life.
The cops arrested 19-year-old “Eggs” Benedict Ponzer last week for felony criminal mischief, after they got his license plate from a surveillance video. It’s a felony because he did more than $3,200 worth of damage to the cars.